One size fits all is usually a warning sign, so it is worth saying plainly that this bib comes in a single average size and nothing else. For a mid-sized cat or a small to medium dog that is fine, because a tie adjusts across a wide span. For a very large dog or a tiny kitten it will not be right, and no amount of knotting will fix a piece of fabric cut for a different animal.

Within that range it does its job simply. A printed fabric triangle knots at the neck, sits flat against the chest, and comes off in one pull. Three Halloween print styles are offered. There is no buckle, no elastic and no hardware of any kind, which means nothing to catch on a fence and nothing that stops it going straight in the wash with everything else.

• Printed fabric triangle that ties at the neck - Three Halloween print styles - One average size only - No buckles, bells or rigid fastenings - Suits cats and small to medium dogs

On sizing, honestly. Rather than repeat a number we cannot verify, we will measure one from stock if you tell us the neck size you need to cover. As with anything tied around a neck, this is for supervised wear only, and it should come off before your pet is left alone or put to bed.

Who it's for: Owners of average-sized cats and small dogs who want a cheap seasonal scarf and no complications.