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Security Slogan Dog Hoodie

A fleece-lined dog hoodie with a bold 'Security' print to keep walks warm and a little bit funny.

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From £7.99

Not sure of the size? Check the measuring guide

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On the sizes above XL

Big-dog sizing on garments like this tends to be generous around the body but short in the back, because the pattern is scaled up rather than redrawn. Measure your dog's back length from the base of the neck to the base of the tail, and the chest at its widest point, then send us both before you order a 6XL or above. We would far rather check the chart with you than have it come back.

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Cotton-blend fleeceFleece-linedShipped tracked to the UK

Why we chose it

Fleece lined rather than a thin printed tee, so the joke at least keeps a short-coated dog warm. Pullover style means no fiddly straps in a cold porch. Thirty size options - measure the back length.

— Matt, founder

Size guide & how to measure

The manufacturer's own size table for this hoodie. Measure your dog's chest and neck girth and their back length, then match to the nearest size.

How to measure

Chest: measure right round the widest part of the ribcage, just behind the front legs.
Back length: measure along the spine from the base of the neck to the base of the tail.
Neck: measure right round the neck where a collar sits.

Size	Chest circumference (cm)	Back length (cm)	Neck circumference (cm)	Weight (g)
XS	28	17	20	29
S	34	20	24	35
M	36	24	26	43
L	42	33	28	50
XL	46	38	32	62
2XL	52	37	34	69
3XL	57	41	38	82
4XL	61	48	44	100
5XL	64	55	46	114
6XL	74	60	50	134
7XL	76	65	54	146
8XL	81	70	56	163
9XL	83	74	60	180

Measurements are the manufacturer's own figures. The "Weight (g)" column is the weight of the garment itself, not the dog. The manufacturer's table lists XL back length as 38 cm but 2XL as 37 cm — we have reproduced it exactly as printed. If between sizes, size up.

Specifications

Material: Cotton-blend fleece
Package size: 30.0 × 20.0 × 3.0 cm
Product weight: 120 g–180 g

Full description

Novelty dog clothing is nearly always cut for small dogs, which leaves the owner of a Labrador or a Staffie with the choice of nothing at all. This one runs up to 9XL, and that is the genuinely useful thing about it: a fleece-lined hoodie with a joke on the back that will actually go over a big, short-coated dog who feels the cold through January.

The body is fleece-lined, and the lining is what does the work, trapping warm air against the coat while the outer face takes the wind off. It pulls on over the head with nothing to fasten, so there are no clips to work loose on a walk and nothing digging in when the dog lies down halfway round the park. The Security print sits across the back where people can read it, and the range runs through black, blue and red.

Fleece lining for warmth on cooler walks
Bold Security print across the back
Pull-on style with no fastenings
Colours include black, blue and red
Sizes from M through to 9XL
Garment weight 120 g to 180 g depending on size

On the sizes above XL. Big-dog sizing on garments like this tends to be generous around the body but short in the back, because the pattern is scaled up rather than redrawn. Measure your dog's back length from the base of the neck to the base of the tail, and the chest at its widest point, then send us both before you order a 6XL or above. We would far rather check the chart with you than have it come back.

What the options mean. Sizes run from L to 8XL — £7.99 for the smallest, £8.99 for the largest.

Who it's for: Short-coated dogs of any size who feel the cold, and owners who like a warm layer with a joke attached to it.

Delivery

Tracked UK delivery — your estimated arrival date is shown above and updates automatically. Standard delivery £2.99, and free on orders over £39. Full details on our delivery information page. Delivery information

Returns

14 days to change your mind, no interrogation. Items need to be unused (sensory products unopened, for hygiene). Full details on our delivery & returns page.

Payment

Secure checkout by Stripe — cards, Apple Pay, Link and Klarna. We never see or store your card details.

Common questions

What size is it?

30.0 × 20.0 × 3.0 cm. Every measurement we hold for this product is in the specifications above.

How big or heavy is it?

120 g–180 g, according to the supplier’s own specification.

Which options can I choose from?

Blue / XS, Blue / S, Blue / M, Blue / L, Blue / XL, Blue / 2XL, Blue / 3XL, Blue / 4XL, Blue / 5XL, Blue / 6XL, Blue / 7XL, Blue / 8XL. Pick one above before adding to your basket.

How long does delivery take?

Your estimated delivery date is shown above and updates automatically. UK orders are sent tracked — standard delivery is £2.99, and free on orders over £39.

How do I track my order?

As soon as your order is dispatched we email you a tracking link, so you can follow it all the way to your door.

How do I choose the right size?

Use the size guide above to measure your pet, then pick the size whose range your measurement falls within. If you’re between sizes, size up. Still unsure? Email us before you order.

What is it made from?

Cotton-blend fleece. Full specifications are listed above.

What if I need to return my order?

You have 14 days from delivery to change your mind. Just email us with your order number and we’ll send the return steps the same working day — see our delivery & returns page for details.

Why buy from Giddy Pets?

Carefully selected by pet ownersEvery product is chosen and quality-checked by people who actually live with dogs, cats and small pets.
Tracked delivery on every orderUK delivery with tracking as standard — and it’s free when you spend over £39.
UK customer supportReal, UK-based humans read every email — usually Matt, the founder. No bots, no ticket numbers.
Easy returns14 days to change your mind, no interrogation. If it’s not right, we’ll make it right.