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Size guide & how to measure

Collars are sized by the neck girth — the measurement around the base of the neck where the collar will sit.

How to measure

Wrap a soft tape around the base of the neck.
Add room for two fingers between the tape and the neck.
Use that measurement to pick a size whose range it falls within.

Size	Typical neck girth	Rough guide
XS	20–28 cm	Toy breeds, kittens
S	26–36 cm	Small dogs
M	34–48 cm	Medium dogs
L	46–60 cm	Large dogs
XL	58–72 cm	Giant breeds

Ranges are approximate and vary by style. Always check this product’s Specifications for its exact measurements.

Specifications

Dimensions: 28.5 cm

Features

✓Adjustable
✓Quick release

Full description

If your cat is mysteriously round despite eating like a bird at home, someone down the road is feeding her. It is always done with the best intentions, and it quietly undoes any diet, any prescription food and any attempt to work out why she has started being sick on the landing. A collar that asks politely has the conversation on your behalf.

The message is printed in white or in black depending on the colour of the collar, so it stays legible from a few feet away instead of disappearing into the background. The buckle is a quick-release clasp, which is not a cost saving but a safety requirement for a cat who climbs: it pops open under load rather than holding her by the neck on a branch or a fence panel.

Message printed in white or black for contrast
Adjustable from 18cm to 28.5cm
Quick-release safety clasp
Seven colours: black, blue, green, orange, pink, red and yellow
Suits adult cats and larger kittens

On fit, and on expectations. Fasten it so two fingers slide flat between the collar and your cat's neck. Tighter risks rubbing, looser and a front leg goes through it. Expect to lose one now and then, because a quick-release clasp is designed to let go and that is exactly the trade you want. The collar does not replace a microchip, and a determined neighbour may carry on regardless, though most people stop once they know.

Who it's for: Outdoor cats on a controlled or prescription diet, and any cat who has worked out that three houses pay better than one.

Delivery

Tracked UK delivery — your estimated arrival date is shown above and updates automatically. Standard delivery £2.99, and free on orders over £39. Full details on our delivery information page. Delivery information

Returns

14 days to change your mind, no interrogation. Items need to be unused (sensory products unopened, for hygiene). Full details on our delivery & returns page.

Payment

Secure checkout by Stripe — cards, Apple Pay, Link and Klarna. We never see or store your card details.

Common questions

What size is it?

28.5 cm. Every measurement we hold for this product is in the specifications above.

Which options can I choose from?

Black, Blue, Green, Orange, Pink, Red, Yellow. Pick one above before adding to your basket.

How long does delivery take?

Your estimated delivery date is shown above and updates automatically. UK orders are sent tracked — standard delivery is £2.99, and free on orders over £39.

How do I track my order?

As soon as your order is dispatched we email you a tracking link, so you can follow it all the way to your door.

How do I choose the right size?

Use the size guide above to measure your pet, then pick the size whose range your measurement falls within. If you’re between sizes, size up. Still unsure? Email us before you order.

What if I need to return my order?

You have 14 days from delivery to change your mind. Just email us with your order number and we’ll send the return steps the same working day — see our delivery & returns page for details.

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'Please Do Not Feed Me' Cat Collar

A bright, adjustable quick-release collar that politely asks the neighbours to keep treats to themselves — helping you stay in control of your cat's diet.

Colour

£7.99

Not sure of the size? Check the measuring guide

· tracked · 14-day promise

UK delivery £2.99 · free over £39

Secure checkout by Stripe · Card, Apple Pay & Klarna

On fit, and on expectations

Fasten it so two fingers slide flat between the collar and your cat's neck. Tighter risks rubbing, looser and a front leg goes through it. Expect to lose one now and then, because a quick-release clasp is designed to let go and that is exactly the trade you want. The collar does not replace a microchip, and a determined neighbour may carry on regardless, though most people stop once they know.

Secure checkout

Tracked delivery

Easy returns

Why we chose it

If your cat is mysteriously round while eating like a bird at home, somebody down the road is feeding her. This has the conversation for you. A determined neighbour may carry on, but most people stop once they know.

— Matt, founder

Why buy from Giddy Pets?

Carefully selected by pet ownersEvery product is chosen and quality-checked by people who actually live with dogs, cats and small pets.
Tracked delivery on every orderUK delivery with tracking as standard — and it’s free when you spend over £39.
UK customer supportReal, UK-based humans read every email — usually Matt, the founder. No bots, no ticket numbers.
Easy returns14 days to change your mind, no interrogation. If it’s not right, we’ll make it right.