'Please Do Not Feed Me' Cat Collar
A bright, adjustable quick-release collar that politely asks the neighbours to keep treats to themselves — helping you stay in control of your cat's diet.
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£4.60
· tracked · 14-day promise
Why buy from Giddy Pets?
- Carefully selected by pet ownersEvery product is chosen and quality-checked by people who actually live with dogs, cats and small pets.
- Tracked delivery on every orderUK delivery with tracking as standard — and it’s free when you spend over £50.
- UK customer supportReal, UK-based humans read every email — usually Matt, the founder. No bots, no ticket numbers.
- Easy returns14 days to change your mind, no interrogation. If it’s not right, we’ll make it right.
Details
If your cat is suspiciously well-fed for a pet who only eats at home, chances are kind-hearted neighbours are slipping them extras. This collar sends a clear, friendly message without any awkward conversations.
The text appears in either white or black depending on the collar colour, so it stays readable against any background. The quick-release clasp means it's safe for outdoor cats, and the adjustable fit covers neck sizes from 18 to 28.5 cm:
- Message printed in white or black for visibility
- Adjustable fit: 18–28.5 cm neck
- Quick-release safety clasp
- Available in Blue, Green, Orange, Red, Yellow, Pink, and Black
Who it's for: Domestic Shorthairs, Bengal cats, Burmese, British Shorthairs, and any outdoor cat who knows how to work a crowd.
Size guide
Collar fit guide
Collars are sized by the neck girth — the measurement around the base of the neck where the collar will sit.
How to measure
- Wrap a soft tape around the base of the neck.
- Add room for two fingers between the tape and the neck.
- Use that measurement to pick a size whose range it falls within.
| Size | Typical neck girth | Rough guide |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 20–28 cm | Toy breeds, kittens |
| S | 26–36 cm | Small dogs |
| M | 34–48 cm | Medium dogs |
| L | 46–60 cm | Large dogs |
| XL | 58–72 cm | Giant breeds |
Ranges are approximate and vary by style. Always check this product’s Specifications for its exact measurements.
Common questions
How long does delivery take?
Your estimated delivery date is shown above and updates automatically. UK orders are sent tracked — standard delivery is £5.99, and free on orders over £50.
How do I track my order?
As soon as your order is dispatched we email you a tracking link, so you can follow it all the way to your door.
How do I choose the right size?
Use the size guide above to measure your pet, then pick the size whose range your measurement falls within. If you’re between sizes, size up. Still unsure? Email us before you order.
What if I need to return my order?
You have 14 days from delivery to change your mind. Just email us with your order number and we’ll send the return steps the same working day — see our delivery & returns page for details.
Delivery
Tracked UK delivery — your estimated arrival date is shown above and updates automatically. Standard delivery £5.99, and free on orders over £50. Full details on our delivery information page. Delivery information
Returns
14 days to change your mind, no interrogation. Items need to be unused (sensory products unopened, for hygiene). Full details on our delivery & returns page.
Payment
Secure checkout by Stripe — cards, Apple Pay and Google Pay. We never see or store your card details.
The Giddy Pets promiseIf it doesn't click within 14 days, tell us and we'll make it right. Real humans, UK-based.
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This is an everyday pet product, not a veterinary treatment. For any health concerns, please speak to your vet.
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