Cats and clothing have a famously poor record together, and most owners have witnessed the flop-over-sideways protest at least once. If you are going to try, a pullover hoodie is the least objectionable format available: it goes on over the head and front legs, there is nothing dangling and nothing fastened around the belly, and the skeleton is printed rather than constructed, so it carries almost no weight.

Sizing on a cat is unforgiving, because there is very little variation in cat body shapes and a great deal in how much any given cat will tolerate. This comes in small, medium and large, in green, grey and white, and the chest measurement is what you should be going by rather than weight. The hood can be pushed back with the print still reading clearly, which is worth knowing, since a hood over the ears is the part most cats object to first.

• Pullover hoodie with a printed dinosaur skeleton
• Cut and sized for cats
• Sizes S, M and L
• Green, grey and white
• Printed design with no rigid parts
• Shipped tracked to the UK, typically 7 to 12 days

Be realistic about your cat. Supervised wear only, for short periods. Never leave it on an unattended cat, overnight, or during play, and never on a cat going outdoors, where anything worn becomes a snagging risk. If your cat freezes, flattens itself or starts pulling at it, that is a no, and the honest advice is to take it off and accept the answer.

What the options mean. Sizes run from S to L — £19.99 for the smallest, £21.99 for the largest.

Who it's for: Owners of the rare relaxed cat who tolerates a jumper, wanting a few Halloween photographs without a fight over it.